December 2011
If tumblr goes down I'll follow you in real life →
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK UP <3
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Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
What did the left pussy lip say to the other?
chaystar:
xl0vehaley:
basedcaillou:
fuckkitimgone:
We used to be tight until we let some dick come between us.
OMMMMMMG LOLOLOLOL.
lol omg
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When you wave at someone, and they don't wave...
idontgiveashh:
Texting that someone
wutrobert:
What girls imagine:
“Oh he must be talking to someone better”
Actuality:
What guys Imagine:
“Oh she must be talking to someone better”
Actuality:
